why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

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i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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But like what if taylorswift decides to have like a tumblr party and invited all of us over to her house or something and we all finally get the chance to meet her


The ultimate dream

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Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inapproprite questions.

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i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(

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if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage

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